pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

(via empty-wordsxo)

donii0x:

king-emare:

thecherrywinehouse:

Nelly omg

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

I died

(Source: suckafreesundays, via empty-wordsxo)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via jeniferher-nandez)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via rneerkat)

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(Source: riseafterfalling, via onlinegf)

(Source: memewhore, via joshpeck)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia, via rosaparking)

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via morgy1117)

officialadamelmakias:

everything-is-mad:

you’re not the boss of me now

malcolm in the middle is my life

y0itskameron:

I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

(via jennifer9028)

onigiri85:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

that sucks :( ……I stayed beautiful and pissed off a couple white boys

(via oreoofficial)

(Source: tvhousehusband, via buttlicked)

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

(via lovebitchesandglitter)