wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

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automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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(via trust)

stigmartyr762:

helioscentrifuge:

combeferret:

kitties are kitties no matter what size

sploosh

That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

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lipstickcoveredwrist:

wearetheartoftherebellious:

that sounds like something patrick stump would say

God bless the Simpsons

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nationalpokedex:

brispeak:

neko1303:

gottacatchemall: [via]

THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!

Yay for fusions!

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spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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