methhomework:

i feel like apple employees make this shit up so a couple of stupid people will have to buy all new phones

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feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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monobear-theater:

monobear-theater:

It’s like the studio who makes the Pokemon anime doesn’t know how to draw Groudon

look at this

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what a fucking disaster

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bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via trait)

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

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arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

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beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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