officialunitedstates:

me when I see a big bug in front of me and am ready to stomp on it

rain-force:

"smile you are being filmed :)"
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(via trust)

we-are-like-y0ung-v0lcan0es:

I NEED THIS BEAUTIFUL FELINE

(Source: awwww-cute)

(via trust)

fun drinking game

joshpeck:

step 1: go to an amusement park and take a shot every time you see a 12 year old white boy wearing a snapback

step 2: die from alcohol poisoning

(via horny-teens-faded-dreams)

(Source: touchmetom, via randyscavenge)

clamperl:

he predicts the future

(via trust)

unclefather:

Fuck this baby

(Source: gennyescsecsemo, via mraow)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope, via basicallyaleks)

telapathetic:

this show never fails me

(Source: monicapotters, via trust)